You forgot George Carlin's infamous "semi-boneless ham"  "Hey, it's either
got bones or it doesn't ".

Steven Wright has some dehydrated water, but he doesn't know what to add.

DM&FS
-----Original Message-----
From: Judith Barr/Leo Girard <lgirard@BMTS.COM>
To: vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM <vanagon@GERRY.VANAGON.COM>
Date: Friday, December 31, 1999 8:56 AM
Subject: Phinal Menu re Mock Millenium Part: all invited(F)

>Hi All and thanks to those who contributed following last week's appeal for
>Mock Millennium ideas:
>The "party" is rounding into form:
>In a room decorated with mock orange, ambiance provided by some synthesizer
>elevator music we begin the menu with:
>    Beverages: non-alcoholic beer, non-alcoholic "champagne" or powdered
>milk;
>    Instant iced tea
>    Mock Turtle soup followed by
>    Fake (Pollock) crab-meat salad
>    Tofu-turkey with instant potatoes or minute rice and instant stuffing
>    Instant rice pudding or instant tapioca or "anything with jello" for
>dessert
>    Non-caffeine, non-coffee beverage with powdered milk and aspartame
>    All of you are invited but if you come, you will find an empty house
>    and will feel as "mocked" as many of us do with the millennium
>media-hype.
>
>    Happy Final Year of the 20th Century to all (after all ONE year of the
>20th Century must begin with"20"); hope it's a good one!
>Leo
>Meaford ON
>31665600 seconds until the New Millennium